What did they *think* was going to happen?
And lo, the corporate overlords decreed that during work hours my piercing and tattoo (meh, close enough) should be covered. What do you think, Looney Tunes or Cat in the Hat?
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
11 Comments:
Honestly, at this point it's fucking hilarious.
-- by 
Space Kitty, at
6/28/2005 9:30 AM
You work in an office where the tattoo that you've had for, like, three centuries is frowned upon as a potential staphylococcus infection-inducing biohazard, but where it's perfectly acceptable to inflict saccharine easy-listening Jezak on your agnostic coworkers.
Maybe you should get a tattoo of Jesus. They will be oh. so. very. conflicted.
-- by Bone, at
6/28/2005 9:36 AM
You all seem to be avoiding the original question.
Where Looney Tunes is available, how can there be any hesitation on making a decision? It's like I don't even know you anymore...
Unless, of course, you can find this bandaid in stores somewhere:
-- by Mark the Bowler, at
6/28/2005 11:06 AM
Actually, you must use this one or this one
-- by 
, at
6/28/2005 11:20 AM
This is why I love you all.
-- by Space Kitty, at
6/28/2005 11:23 AM
I vote for the bacon ones. Maybe your tattoo will be preferable. :D
Although I still think different job.
-- by Kimberly, at
6/28/2005 12:38 PM
It's BACON!!!!!!!!
(You're welcome, Natasha.)
-- by Mark the Bowler, at
6/28/2005 12:51 PM
Is your tattoo one of those stylish "small of the back," "base of the spine" type ones? Because the thought of you wearing a bunch of bacon strips there is kinda I dunno, hot.
-- by Chris Clarke, at
6/28/2005 8:03 PM
I vote for bacon, too. Nothing says "I realize I work in a professional environment and as such, there needs to be decorum" like the image of raw meat on the side of your ankle.
Actually, let me rephrase that. Nothing says
"I work in a vault with cavemates who think nothing of subjecting me to their random flatulence and horrible taste in music, and yet management thinks that this is a professional environment, and so I have to cover my tatoo and piercing, but the cavemates can still annoy me with their musical torture and bodily functions, so you call all just SUUUUUUCK EEEEEEEET!"
like the image of raw meat on the side of your ankle.
-- by Jim T., at
6/29/2005 8:37 AM
Bacon. It's the comedy meat. And it's made out of pork too. How could it possibly get any funnier?
You work in an old xray vault with people who listen to Celine Dion and fart indiscriminently and have no substatial contact with the outside world right? Maybe you should ask the temp agency to place you somewhere else. This is getting silly.
-- by
Kimberly, at
6/28/2005 9:29 AM