SpaceKitty.com: So, what brings you here?

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

So, what brings you here?

You may have noticed the spiffy new site meter at the bottom of the page. To her credit, Kimberly did try to warn me that the compulsion to check stats would take a while to go from a '5-pack-a-day' type addiction to a 'social-only-when-I'm-drinking' type addiction, and fuck if she wasn't right.

Top searches so far?

Andi McDowell
Saint Berdoodle (y-do) and Doodleman Pinschers (same post)
Sasquatch followed me home. *glares at the_bone*
Ron. Jeremy. Autofellatio. of course you know, this means war.
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. (See above)
Adam "I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" Savage
How do you make someone sneeze?
Shag tattoo (which also brought up this snazzy example)
And last, but not least, kitten tomato nation! Which on reflection is rather slightly disturbing.

Just what I needed. Another internet addiction!

posted by Space Kitty at 8:02 PM|| Comments (7)

7 Comments:

How come your search strings are so much less creepy than mine?
I must be doing soemthing wrong. Or is it right?

-- by Tone, at 7/13/2005 11:08 AM

Hmmm. It could be that I have a newer blog, and not that many people have found it yet.

However - we may just have to admit the possibility that the 'Ron Jeremy autofellatio' demographic simply isn't what it used to be.

But do we really want to live in that sort of world?

(I blame the_bone)

-- by Space Kitty, at 7/13/2005 11:26 AM

You forced my hand.

These are search strings that brought people to Creek Running North recently.

Through the evil that is google, they wil now start bringing people to skritch between the cosmic feline's ears.

All misspellings were in original search strings, sadly enough.

get to know you questions
ultra blue
capital murder
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get to know questions
lake alpine
life death
writing spider
"fossil coffee table"
read very scary stories
vertebrate barrette
"dr. morrison" irish folk music
"hens and chicks"
"life and death"
"muslim cler
"roy chapman andrews" "people magazine"
"the strip joint" flagstaff
"tim dander"
"twin towers" bra burn terror
+at trail +photos +tick
2005 fires mojave
alexandra kerry nude dress
alexandra kerry see-through photo
alpine rock garden front yard pictures
anéides
ann coulter naked pictures
annoying deconstruction
bathroom fucking
belushi toga how to make
bitten by praying mantis
bonnie franklin + pictures
bonnie franklin nude
bra burning meaning
bread & puppet august 2005
buckwheats cereal
callus finger guitar long
canyon view
cassiopeia guitar
cherokee purple tomato
chicks and hens plant
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clarke creek
clinton is a cunt
coolest blogs
cowschwitz
coyote eating roadkill photo
cree
crinoid mold
dead ironwood tree
demonic bunny photo
dennis moore porn
desert solitaire+cliff notes
dodder parasitizing pickleweed
dry flaky skin on my underfoot
echinacea
echinacea pills
elmira warner cartoons
essay place
fabricated formica
famy
ford trunk running board
front yard putting green
garden snails penis
'he aint heavy, he's my brother' painting
hillary clinton is a cunt
hinderaker faegre
how rapists choose there victims
how to feed hens and chicks plant
how to plant star jasmine
hybrid poplar runners
interesting story life
ivanpah
lagavulin fire
leonard clarkes blogsite
life after death

-- by Chris Clarke, at 7/13/2005 2:51 PM

Heh. You forced his hand. *snicker*

Some of the weirder and/or amusing searches to my blog:

i masturbated blog
he is just taking a nap
man ass
grapes and dogs
Mariah Carey ooops
pee fun amsterdam
nuthin but a g strang rapper
the hoff strikes back
walt whitman gothcakes
the word around the office is that you have an attitude problem
what is the smallest hamster
emma watsons underwear problems
maybe you can hire the a-team
beefamato
concentrate can or not or read how to (buh?? -Ed)
saline was injected into the udder
buttcrack japan
evil bastages
homer simpson is a bad role model

-- by Kimberly, at 7/13/2005 3:22 PM

I can't believe Chris said forced my hand!

If I'd have known what entertainment value a site meter held, I would have done it long ago.

thanks, Kimberly!

-- by Space Kitty, at 7/13/2005 3:33 PM

I can't believe Chris said forced my hand!

Hey, it was just a slip of the tongue. Sheesh. I make one little mistake and you two are all over me lickety split.

-- by Chris Clarke, at 7/13/2005 4:12 PM

"...you two are all over me lickety split."

1) We call that "initiation" in these parts.

2) Heh. Heheheheheh.