Tuesday, August 02, 2005

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

Will the .... individual who reached this site by googling the words "@utofellatio kids" please remove themselves from the gene pool with all possible haste?

Thank you.

posted by Space Kitty at 2:33 PM|| Comments (22)

22 Comments:

i guess ill leave now mom
its been fun :)

-- by circusfaerie, at 8/02/2005 10:13 PM

Isn't that request gonna cut out like 47 percent of your daily visitors?

-- by Chris Clarke, at 8/03/2005 9:58 AM

I...um...what?

-- by Mark the Bowler, at 8/03/2005 3:15 PM

Um, check your referral logs.

Heh.

-- by Bone, at 8/04/2005 7:55 AM

That would make a great name for a rock ba ... Oh wait. Maybe not.

-- by Kimberly, at 8/04/2005 9:26 AM

Darn it, my recent searches aren't showing up in the referral logs.

I managed to hit this blog with the following search strings:

sasquatch autofellatio

the inimitable bone apparently is not ron jeremy

"mark the bowler" "pelt of fur"

-- by Bone, at 8/04/2005 5:11 PM

sasquatch autofellatio
.

Wookie bukkake!

-- by Chris Clarke, at 8/04/2005 6:02 PM

I can't talk to ANY OF YOU!

-- by Space Kitty, at 8/04/2005 6:09 PM

Wookiepedia

Doing a google search for the string Chris mentioned (I can't bring myself to type it) brings up this entertaining page (SFW, believe it or not) and some truly disturbing fanfic to which I will refrain from linking. You're all welcome. I suffer for you like Jesus the Christ.

-- by Bone, at 8/04/2005 8:16 PM

I'm not clicking, and you can't make me.

-- by Space Kitty, at 8/05/2005 12:25 AM

Mark the Bowler, Pelt of Fur? I can't even begin to formulate a response to that.

Although, that has sort of a dramatic Movie Title feel to it in a certain way...

-- by Mark the Bowler, at 8/05/2005 10:52 AM

Mark the Bowler, Pelt of Fur

The dramatic story of a man, his ball, and an electric razor.

-- by Kimberly, at 8/05/2005 11:54 AM

The dramatic story of a man, his ball, and an electric razor.

Pardon me while I squirm in my office chair for a moment.

-- by Chris Clarke, at 8/05/2005 3:52 PM

The last time someone squirmed in my office chair...

Well, nevermind. Wrong thread.

-- by Mark the Bowler, at 8/05/2005 3:59 PM

The last time someone squirmed in my office chair...

Well that certainly was a tale of a man and his ba ... oh yeah, you're probably right. This thread has gone far enough downhill without rehashing that story.

*snicker*

-- by Kimberly, at 8/05/2005 4:01 PM

Mmmmm... hash and snickers....

-- by Chris Clarke, at 8/05/2005 4:47 PM

Hash and snickers'll rot your teeth, boy. What are you, from West Virginia?

/in-joke

-- by Bone, at 8/05/2005 5:54 PM

shouldn't you be more concerned that the said "keyword" actually brings up your blog?

i hope this individual found what he/she/it was looking for.

my guess is that after a furious 15 minutes of banging his flippers against the keyboard, he probably gave up.

but you never know!