Quick finals week breakdown...
After a truly appalling course of procrastination, I'm furiously scribbling my five - count 'em - FIVE history essays. Two of these five essay questions will be chosen for the final (gulp) tomorrow. Grading will focus highly on quotations from the three textbooks I finished reading....yesterday.
Philosophy final today at 1.
I need a drink. And a hug. And some drugs. And chocolate. And a time machine. And a pony.
Send help.





GOOD LUCK with all of it! And I can help you with the first four of your wishes. The remainder would require the extensive use of euphemism, which is something I know next-to-nothing about.
*cough*
-- by
Mark the Bowler, at
12/14/2005 10:23 AM